For some time I keep getting a few search hits a month on “craig mitchell she hates my futon” (I posted about it awhile ago)
Maybe, just maybe he means it this time.  myboot / famousboot 2.0

If you’re completely confused, you can get a jump on it via The Wayback Machine I will warn you though, it’s been almost 10 years with no more chapters.  You’ll be hurt, angry, and randomly Google-ing “She hates my futon” for years to come.