Archive for January, 2004


Thursday, January 22nd, 2004

Comments are back – joy. Not that anyone uses them.


Friday, January 16th, 2004

I no kidding just printed this sign to tape onto one of the copiers:

“Please make sure staples are removed and ‘White Out’ is completely dry before feeding pages to be copied”

The world is full of stupid people

Thursday, January 15th, 2004

How the @#&$ can people work in a “professional environment” and not have a clue how a computer works?! This baffles me. “Yes, I’m sorry, let me plug that cable back in for you… well what do you know?! It works again!” It’s simple fucking logic people: Computer works -> I unplug cable -> computer doesn’t work. Well I’m baffled as to the problem.

And since I’m “The Computer Guy” (excuse my over-use of quotation marks today) it stands to reason that since computers have keyboards, and typewriters have keyboards – I must know how to fix and what to do with typewriters. Brilliant. Seriously, I’m blinded by the stunning display of logic and intelligence in this place. This is why I need a new job – I want to be adding OEM drivers to a RIS image or building an Exchange server, or even scripting some cute little tool that will automatically delete old files for me… not plugging in cables that some dolt figured couldn’t possibly be important, or taking a typewriter out to the garbage.

ION (In Other News – I’ve taken to shortening everything like everyone does… but if someone ever says “G-2-G” to me again, I’ll bludgeon them to death with their own arm)

“The Transporter” is one of the worst movies of all time. It started out with potential and promise, then just took a complete nose-dive. You could actually see how they started to run out of money near the end of the movie.

That’s all for now… I have to go open someone’s CD drive for them… that’s understandable – they’re relatively new and complex devices – you have to have an IQ over 4 to work one.


Monday, January 5th, 2004

Well, I’ll blame the lack of updating on Ready Hosting – they didn’t tell me they changed something on their end, so Blogger was all confused. Oh well…

That didn’t take long…

Monday, January 5th, 2004

Over a month… sheesh… I’m hopeless.

Elvis’ birthday is in 3 days, what are you getting me? I’ll give you some ideas later. In the meantime, amuse yourself with this…

Extreme Ironing Bureau :: Ironing under the sky