Support “Carb Appreciation Week” this week. Show all those great carbohydrates how much you appreciate them by scarfing down an extra bowl of oatmeal for breakfast or a nice big potato at lunch! Trying making a sandwich with bread for dinner. Deface any sign you see proclaiming “Atkins friendly!” (Disclaimer: I’m not responsible if you go to jail. Don’t call me)

I think I actually had a reason to put something in here… and now it escapes me. Huh. Well, when in doubt: “Jess sucks”

Sometimes I stay at hotels just because they have a seemingly endless supply of hot water.

Everyone wish my mother a happy birthday!

Have you seen this ‘retrosexual’ rant? Morons.

Ok, that’s it for today, short and sweet. Oh, I have a new phone, it takes pictures (no, that’s not why I bought it)
Maybe I’ll see if I can figure out how to take pictures and put them up here. I know that would thrill you all.