{"id":43,"date":"2004-07-20T14:55:28","date_gmt":"2004-07-20T21:55:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/blog\/?p=43"},"modified":"2004-07-20T14:55:28","modified_gmt":"2004-07-20T21:55:28","slug":"i-hate-toner-salesmen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"I hate toner salesmen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve gotten 2 phone calls at work today.&nbsp; These people are really annoying, they start with &#8220;Good afternoon&#8221; or &#8220;Happy Tuesday&#8221; or &#8220;How are you today?&#8221; &#8230; no one starts a conversation like that here!&nbsp; So the first guy is so-and-so from something-or-other imaging.&nbsp; He says &#8220;I understand you&#8217;re the person in charge of your printers and fax machines there?&#8221;&nbsp; I really don&#8217;t have time to listen to another toner salesman, so I say &#8220;We don&#8217;t have any printers or fax machines here&#8221; &#8230; I thought about telling him the truth &#8211; that about 10 minutes before he called I had spent $2,000 on toner, but that would just encourage him to call back later.&nbsp; After a nice pause he says &#8220;Uh, ok thank you goodbye&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>\nThat worked well.&nbsp; In fact, it worked so well I decided to try it on the second telemarketer I heard from today:<br \/>\n&#8220;Hi, good afternoon.&nbsp; I understand you&#8217;re the decision maker for your company when it comes to telecommunications?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;We don&#8217;t have telephones here&#8221; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve gotten 2 phone calls at work today.&nbsp; These people are really annoying, they start with &#8220;Good afternoon&#8221; or &#8220;Happy Tuesday&#8221; or &#8220;How are you today?&#8221; &#8230; no one starts a conversation like that here!&nbsp; So the first guy is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/?p=43\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}