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“Your order from Papa John’s pizza will be delivered to your door in approximately 55 minutes.”<\/p>\n

Yes, the less I have to actually talk to an actual human this week, the better. I’ll probably just let out a few grunts when I answer the door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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