{"id":229,"date":"2009-11-18T17:48:21","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T21:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/?p=229"},"modified":"2009-11-18T17:48:21","modified_gmt":"2009-11-18T21:48:21","slug":"im-not-holding-my-breath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/?p=229","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not Holding My Breath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For some time I keep getting a few search hits a month on &#8220;craig mitchell she hates my futon&#8221; (I posted about it awhile ago)<br \/>\nMaybe, just<em> maybe<\/em> he means it this time.\u00c2\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/famousboot.com\/?p=9\">myboot \/ famousboot 2.0<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re completely confused, you can get a jump on it via <a href=\"http:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20060209074701\/myboot.org\/futon.html\">The Wayback Machine<\/a> I will warn you though, it&#8217;s been almost 10 years with no more chapters.\u00c2\u00a0 You&#8217;ll be hurt, angry, and randomly Google-ing &#8220;She hates my futon&#8221; for years to come.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For some time I keep getting a few search hits a month on &#8220;craig mitchell she hates my futon&#8221; (I posted about it awhile ago) Maybe, just maybe he means it this time.\u00c2\u00a0 myboot \/ famousboot 2.0 If you&#8217;re completely &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/?p=229\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}