{"id":20,"date":"2004-02-23T13:33:10","date_gmt":"2004-02-23T20:33:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/blog\/?p=20"},"modified":"2004-02-23T13:33:10","modified_gmt":"2004-02-23T20:33:10","slug":"more-inbox-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wildbluesky.com\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"More inbox madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s great having a website and all&#8230; put stupid crap up for everyone to see.  There is a downside to this outlet though &#8211; creepy people.<\/p>\n<p>When I broke my leg awhile back, I remember getting a creepy email from someone.  I guess there&#8217;s people out there with a &#8216;cast fetish&#8217; &#8211; seriously, there&#8217;s entire sites devoted to it, I couldn&#8217;t make this kind of stuff up if I tried.  I&#8217;m guessing this one is similar, because the subject is &#8216;Broken Bones&#8217; which is what it puts in the subject if you click the &#8217;email me&#8217; link from my little pages about how much breaking your leg really sucks.  So anyway, here&#8217;s the email I got the other day&#8230; the headers indicate that it actually came from AOL, but the address at the end of the email was a hotmail address.  I don&#8217;t think it was spam (hard telling, spammers are odd these days &#8211; are you getting the religious spam yet?)<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<br \/>\nFrom: <em>address removed<\/em>@aol.com<br \/>\nDate: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 12:15:53 EST<br \/>\nSubject: Broken Bones<br \/>\nTo: wildblue@wildbluesky.com <\/p>\n<p>r u gay ur well fit if u do reply unlikely to- <em>different address removed<\/em>@hotmail.com<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>I have a few issues with this &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>First of all, how often has randomly propositioning people on the internet worked for you?  Personally, I&#8217;ve never tried.  However, if I were to try, I think I&#8217;d go with the odds and maybe try for someone of the opposite sex.  My theory there is that there&#8217;s a lot more heterosexual people out there, my random email is more likely to end up in their mailbox.<\/p>\n<p>Second, do I <em>look<\/em> gay?  Not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that, or that gay people generally tend to look a certain way&#8230; but&#8230; ok&#8230; we&#8217;ve all heard the term &#8216;gay-dar&#8217;  And typically (I know, I&#8217;m stereotyping people here) gay people&#8217;s gay-dar is a little more high-power.  I don&#8217;t know&#8230; I&#8217;m lost.<\/p>\n<p>Lastly, this person saw a picture of me on crutches and wearing stupidly baggy pants and a coat (I&#8217;m assuming, since that&#8217;s the page they were on when they emailed me) and from that they&#8217;ve deduced that I&#8217;m &#8220;well fit&#8221;?  Huh.<\/p>\n<p>I realize I&#8217;m just lobbing a big, fat, slow pitch to &#8216;Cakes&#8230; call it a sympathy Seppuku.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s great having a website and all&#8230; put stupid crap up for everyone to see. There is a downside to this outlet though &#8211; creepy people. 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